Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Randomize
