Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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