Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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