what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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