For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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