she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
