Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I am available for nakedness
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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