yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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