Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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