doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
