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Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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