Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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