maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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