im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I need a burrito and a hug.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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