found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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