Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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