Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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