That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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