did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Randomize
