I'm sorry my penis didn't work
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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