Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
