He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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