I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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