Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Apparently you make a good broom.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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