I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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