What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Randomize
