btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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