Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I can't put those talents on a resume
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
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