Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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