Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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