Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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