Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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