I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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