some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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