drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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