I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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