I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
