do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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