But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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