Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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