How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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