Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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