Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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