For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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