Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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