from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
then he tried to convert me to islam
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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