I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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