windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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