Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Plan B is the new Plan A
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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