dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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